Raymond Blanc - Sugar , The Restaurant
"Wert shell weee dooooo?", says a 12 year old BBC commissioning twat, "The Apprentice isn't due back until next season and finding more than twelve useless pratts is getting harder since every channel (except 5) has taken to presenting most of the nation's imbeciles."
"Weeee weeel get Rrrraymond Blonk to preeetend eee izzz Alain Shooooger and eee izzzz finding zeee next coooolinary ontrepooooner to replaze Eston Bloomingnuisance", rrepiliezzzz (oops, replies) the office cleaner.
Gooood lerrrk with your programmz, Rrrrraymond (though I doubt you need it - you've been paid already). There was nothing on the other side and my Mother thought she was watching a cookery show.