Swinbrook Village

Contrary to a rumour going around, there has not been a murder committed on the Stocks Cottage veg patch. This is not a Police crime scene cordon (GCHQ are not involved, though they probably hoped it was me) but merely an abberation on the part of the (colour blind?) person defending Jillian's Carrots against Rabbits.

 How this got by the Parish Council is beyond me

Anyway, sensitive residents will be glad to know that I have taken care of it as I couldn't bear the odd (and I mean odd) person visiting me having to don sunglasses on a grey windy day as we throw frisbees for Quill on the lawn.