Swinbrook Village

Ian Morris wrote:

I just wanted to let you know about a forthcoming event that is being held at Burford School.

I am trying to contact all of the Gardening Clubs in and around Oxfordshire to let them know of this event.

Burford School will be holding A Gardener's Tale on Friday 23rd March.  This will be a great evening, a must event for any garden lover.  You really need to be there. It will inspire you for the season ahead. The evening will be full of fun with three of gardening's most entertaining personalities… Tom Hart-Dyke, star of BBC2's 'Save Lullingstone Castle', Jim Buttress, Tom's mentor in the development of the 'World Garden' at Lullingstone and David Jones one of Britain's most knowledgeable gardening broadcasters

There will inevitably be people disappointed that they missed this event…. Please don't let this be you.

Tickets are on sale from Mrs Bumble's Deli in Burford or by calling 01993 822209.

Please mention Ian Morris when booking your tickets.

All monies raised from ticket sales and from the evening will be going to Burford School Australasia Sports Tour in 2013. 

Cameloon ain't my MP

Made a mistake. Tuned in to wrong channel and was met by two inane, common, talentless (don't confuse with loaded) presenters???

If they are paid more than £50 per show then someone at the bloated Beeb needs to answer some serious questions.

British rubbish at its best.

Tragedy was that Stephen Fry felt compelled to appear on it. Shame on him. Clarkson, yes - but Fry? 

I envy the Queen

she has more than one dog

But is never seen scooping

when they've been to the bog

And when she has passed,

after pomp in the air,

she'll be long forgotten

while they bow to her heir.

While her heir,

not apparent,

is growing Tomatoes

and thinking the masses

can live on potatoes

I'll envy him, too,

if he has a Dog,

'cause he'll never be seen

scooping up when they bog.

Sir Hugh Orde orde to shut his mouth and recognise that the Met let down Londoners in a big way on Saturday, Sunday, Monday (count them, 3 days) before some overpaid, under achieving, Cop thought that something ought to be done. 

Shut up, Hugh. Shut the fuck up.

Rebecca Crookes having to resign. She should have been fired yonks ago.

And fancy the Dowler's solicitor, Mark Lewis, saying of Rebecca; "Every Dog has its day…and she is the Dog".

Doesn't he mean Bitch?